DAMN YOU CHRONOS! MAKE IT SATURDAY, YOU BASTARD! *SHAKEYFIST*

Tags: wedding

Over the past weekend, I had an epic confrontation with the Hulk. I don't remember much from that evening, but I think I may have actually won:

( So, it's been 12 years now... )

( Ok, got some catching up to do. Here's a timeline, because narrative structure is for suckers: )

Tags: work
Current Music: The Pixies - Wave of Mutilation

Every once in a while I bring up Danny Kaye in every day conversation and the response I usually get is "Danny who?"

The actual answer's a bit longer than I have time for, unless you count "Look up his Wikipedia entry" as a good answer. However, my dad, following his current trend of emailing me one worthwhile forward for every 9 pieces of crap, sent me this youtube clip of Danny Kaye and Louis Armstrong kicking more ass than any Jewish-AfroAmerican team-up this side of Sammy Davis Jr and... well, Sammy Davis Jr. Enjoy:

Tags: linkery
Current Music: The Embedded Vid. Dur.

New Rule: Spammers are not allowed to use the same first name as my mother when sending email.

Actually, just to be safe:

New Rule: Nobody is allowed to do anything that makes me think, for even a fraction of a second, "Why is my mom sending me a message about 'Reality ass mouth car fucking'?"

Current Music: Lemon Demon - Smell Like a Cookie All Day

I know a whole lot of people, and most (if not all) of them have birthdays. So, it's usually understandable if I let 2 or 50 of them slip through the cracks on an annual, if not quarterly, basis. HOWEVER, it would be a cruel and unbridled act of pure douchebaggerasshollery for me to forget queenwench's birthday, especially this year, what with her having a Neil Gaiman character in the oven and all. Happy birthday, you magnificent bastardette. I hope it treats you like the true ass-kicker you are.

Current Music: Cracker - Happy Birthday To Me

ATTENTION ALL EURO-GAMING BASTARDS

My mom's going to head to Israel on Monday and my cousin asked her to bring a Nintendo DS for her son. She specified that it should be PAL rather than NTSC, which begs the following question: Do DS's, being portable devices with no video output jacks, actually come in PAL and NTSC, or is my cousin on crack and they're region-free? My potential for continually amassing gamer-minions within the family rests in the balance. Help me, Euro-Gaming Bastards. You're my only hope.

Current Music: TMBG - Climbing the Walls

I find that criticizing the appearance of people you don't agree with tends to cheapen any otherwise valid arguments you may have against them. That is exactly why I'm going to forego any political statements I can make about this article and say ( JESUS CHRIST FUCK MY EYE!! )

Current Music: Lemon Demon - Your Imaginary Friend

Here's a bit of IM fun:

[13:39] Me: OMG
[13:39] Me: OMG OMG OMG
[13:39] Me: http://www.gamefly.com/products/detail.asp?pid=127080&t=0&fcTrack=Search?-?-
[13:39] Babs: fuck you in your dirty asshole
[13:39] Me: bwahahaha
[13:40] Me: I love you too, baby


Well, I did have it coming...

Current Music: Ben Folds Five - Rocking the Suburbs